Introduction --------------------------------------------------------------------| --------------------------------------------------------------------| -10-13-11-10-8-6--6--10-8-10--6-------------------------------------| --------------------------------------------------------------------| --------------------------------------------------------------------| --------------------------------------------------------------------| Introduction verse A man walks out of his apartment it is raining he's got no umbrella --------------------------------------------------------------------| --------------------------------------------------------------------| -10-13-11-10-8--6--6-------------10-13-11-8-6-6---------------------| --------------------------------------------------------------------| --------------------------------------------------------------------| --------------------------------------------------------------------| Main verses.. he starts running beneath the awnings -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -10-13-11-10-8-6-6-------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| trying to save his suit x2 -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -10-8-6-6----------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but... -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -10-8-6-6----------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| no good -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -10-8-6-6----------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------| When he gets to the crowded subway platform -------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| -10-13-11-10-8-6-6-------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| he takes off both of his shoes ---------------------------------------------------------------------| ---------------------------------------------------------------------| -10-8-6--6-----------------------------------------------------------| ---------------------------------------------------------------------| ---------------------------------------------------------------------| ---------------------------------------------------------------------| He steps right into somebody's fat loogie -------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| 10-13-11-10-8-6-6--------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| and everyone who sees him says "ewwww" everyone who sees him says "ewwww" -------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| -10-8-6--6------------------------------10-8-6--6------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus But he doesn't care cause last night he got a... ----------------------------------------------------| ----------------------------------------------------| -10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-| ----------------------------------------------------| ----------------------------------------------------| ----------------------------------------------------| visit from the Ghost of corporate future... -------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------| -11-11-11-11-11-13-13-13-13-13-11-11-11-11-| -------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------|